- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

A man makes a sandwich.

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? thunk

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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