What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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full house

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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