- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

i am and me is i

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

The Christian Bible.

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

Pinus Testicles

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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