- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

Gangnam style

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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