- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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