Black people stink of shite!

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

whats worse than jonny james obviously

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Where are you going Your house

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

You idiot.

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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