1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

David Silberberg is gay

My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

purple pickles

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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