- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Joke.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

Women's rights

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

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