- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

VAGINA.

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

I pooped.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

bees knees

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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