- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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good one jess !!

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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your moms my other ride

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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