Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

What's 1+1? 69.

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

Womens' sports

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Ask me if im a tree? No

Faithful men.

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Your future.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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