- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"heavy breath, heavy breath

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

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A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

i like turtals and kids

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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