- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

Grammer is very important

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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