How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

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I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

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A black person walks out of KFC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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