- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

The Barackness Monster

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

knock knock Labrinth come in

fruit salad?

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

Where's my baby??

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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