- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Justin's hair

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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