- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

TIMMAH!

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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