Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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Yo mama's fat.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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Once upon a time there were three aliens. The first alien landed in a school,The second alien landed in a market, and the third alien landed in a preschool. When the first one landed the teacher asked the students who wants to go to the computer lab,all the students said me! me! me! and the alien learned me! me! me! When the second one landed the businessman asked him what he wanted, and he saw a toy gun and it talks and the gun said gun! gun! gun! and the alien learned it and said gun! gun! gun! Then when the third alien landed one preschooler stole another preschoolers lollipop then he said "He stole my lollipop"! And the alien learned it and said "he stole my lollipop!" Then someone got murdered and the three aliens went there and the murderer detective asked "Who killed that man!" And the first alien said me! Me! Me! "What did you kill him with!" Then the second alien said gun! gun! gun! "Why'd you kill him!" Then the third alien said "He stole my lollipop!" And that's it folks! ????????????????????????????????

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Catholicism.

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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69- by Adam Chebali

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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