- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

Women's rights

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

One time I masturbated by myself

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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