what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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The Female Orgasm

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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