A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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The Female Orgasm

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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Today is May 18 2016.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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