- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

Kelly Clarkson

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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