- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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