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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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