- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Pain Olympics.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

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