Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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I LIKE TRAINS

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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<=3 penis

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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