- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

Do you want icecream, Björn?

why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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