What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

Health food.

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What black and has children A black man

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

Woman's rights

What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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