- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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