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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

whats the best thing about polio...death

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

HEY YOU!!!!

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

whats the best thing about polio...death

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats worse than school? Summer school

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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