theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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you will now laugh.

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I died shortly after writing this.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

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A man walk into a bar he buys a few drinks. When he is done the bar tender gives him his check. Man told the bar tender he has no money to pay for it. Bartender says," ok how about this we have a horse in the back that hasn't laughed a day in his life if you can make him laugh you get the drinks for free." so man proceeds to do so. A few minutes later man comes out horse is dying. So the man gets his drink for free. A few days later man comes back with the same deal. So the bartender tells him" that horse hasn't stopped laughing since you went back there. If you can make him stop you get your drinks for free." Man goes in a few minutes later comes out horse is crying. Man man is remarked by how he did it but he doesn't question it. A few days past the man comes back an the horse is still crying...... So the bartender ask the man how he did..... Man says," first I told him I had a bigger dick then him....second time I proved it"

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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