- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

knock knock who's there no one

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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