Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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you

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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penis

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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A women's opinion.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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