If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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