What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

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A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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God

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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