- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

Dusters blow stuff.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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