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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

knock, knock. come in.

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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