Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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Tony Romo

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Women's rights.

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TOBUSCUS

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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Anti Joke

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