Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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