Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

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One time I masturbated by myself

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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