- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

Ju... Just why?

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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