- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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