A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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