What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

A man... walks.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Your mums a penis joke.

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Whats white and sticky fluff

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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