Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

I have Alzheimer. What?

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Black people. They are so kind.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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