- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

What did Delaware? A coat.

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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