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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? purges

Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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