an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

What's clear and wet? water

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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