- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

"knock knock" "Come in"

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

full house

I just can't stand sitting down!

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

Jimmy Saville

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