- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

42, that is all

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

whats chinese noodles

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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