- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

Kim Kardashian got a job.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

A Sloth runs...

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

This is a joke setup.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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