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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

Knock knock. Come in.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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