- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

i have an apple. now suck my dick

A midget walks under a bar

Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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