Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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Rick santorum

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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