- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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