Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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Your biggest fan.

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Penisland

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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Dylan is gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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