- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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