- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

ass.

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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