Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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What's the most offensive joke you've ever heard? EVENTS: The Black Plague The 2004 Indian Ocean Earthquake and Tsunami The Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre Space Shuttle Columbia The Boston Bombing The Enron Scandal The Great Depression Hurricane Katrina The Iraq War Krakatoa Mt. Vesuvius September 11 2001 The sinking of the Titanic World War I and II PEOPLE: Adolf Hitler Al Capone Attila the Hun Ariel Castro Blackbeard Caligula Charles Manson Ed Gein Elizabeth Bathory Idi Amin Ivan the Terrible Jeffery Dahmer Josef Fritzl Josef Mengele Joseph Stalin Kim Il-sung The Ku Klux Klan Nero Osama bin Laden Pol Pot Saddam Hussein Mao Zedong The Taliban Torquemada Vlad the Impaler DISEASES: AIDS Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis Bubonic Plague Cholera Chronic Diarrhea Cystic Fibrosis Dysentery Ebola Virus Gonorrhea Herpes Leprosy Mad Cow Malaria Necrotizing Fasciitis Polio Rabies Scurvy Swine Flu Smallpox MISCELLANEOUS: Alcoholism Anorexia Nervosa and eating disorders Arson Bestiality Cannibalism Capital punishment Castration Child abuse Colonoscopies Coprophilia/phagia Drug abuse/addiction Electric torture The gassing of cats and dogs that have been abandoned Genocide Human sacrifice Identity theft Losing one's favorite childhood toy Mustard gas Necrophilia Neo-Nazism One's grandmother dying Pedophilia Racism Rape Religious intolerance Stillborn babies Suicide Walking on broken glass Working on weekends

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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