Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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