- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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