A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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I Have a Black Friend

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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