- Anti Joke

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

you know whats funny... nothing.

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

Reverse psychology never fails.

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot