- Anti Joke

George Bush.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

Why does life suck? Because it does

Little Johnny was always bullied at school. Everyday he would get picked on by the same kid, Todd. Todd was a red-headed bully with no discipline. Johnny one day went home and started crying. His father asked the little boy, "Jonny why are you crying?" John replied, "I keep getting bullied". His father stood up and told him, "You must become a big man and step up to him and tell him how you feel. It will surprise him and he will then back off. It always works." Johnny then felt inspired. Later that night he started practicing what he will say in the mirror. By the next morning he felt like he was ready. Johnny was confident about himself for once. He walked up to Todd and told him, "I'm tired of your bullying and next time you will regret it!!". Todd looked surprised and had his jaw opened. Todd then said, "I'm sorry Johnny I didn't know you felt that way." Johnny looked confused. "Here come with me and I'll buy us ice cream". When they went to go get ice cream, Todd brutally stabbed Johnny until he was losing blood and repeatedly raped his dead body.

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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