- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

slaughter the mussies #EDL

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

Your future.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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