- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

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